“But, listen, let’s review the rules. Here’s how it works. The President makes decisions. He’s the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put ‘em through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration? You know, fiction!”
Stephen Colbert
(Source: salon.com)
“Stephen Colbert makes a vital contribution for progressives in our country through the use of satire by exposing the hypocrisy of those who trade in ignorance and prejudice.”
Arturo S. Rodriguez, President
United Farm Workers
United Farm Workers
“Congress is sending our troops a clear message - Semper F.U.”
Stephen Colbert
“A new threat from Gitmo detainees: if they get any more dangerous, we might have to charge them with something.”
Stephen Colbert
“Today we put liberty on layaway.”
Stephen Colbert
(Source: marketwatch.com)
part 3
part 2
A little reminder of the launching of Stephen Colbert’s career via his famous White House Correspondent Speech in 2006. Part 1 of 3 :)
